Author: The Ghost of Bill Simmons

When we’re tried to address the issue, she asks how can we judge her for having legs.
Source: Help! My Sons and I Want My Daughter to Dress More Appropriately.

I truly don’t understand the union’s reasoning.
Source: Ask a Teacher: My Kids’ Teachers Refuse to Return to School Even After Vaccination. What Am I Missing?

The anti-abortion rule’s chilling effect isn’t going away just because a Democrat is in office.
Source: The Biden Administration Is Repealing the Global Gag Rule. That’s Not Enough.

Denzel Washington and Rami Malek’s serial killer movie is a time capsule that never should have been opened.
Source: <em>The Little Things</em> Is Shameless Copaganda

Before John Lurie was painting watercolors for HBO, he was dragging ‘90s celebrities on fishing expeditions.
Source: The Fake Dennis Hopper Squid Hunt That Explains <em>Fishing With John</em>’s Appeal

Yes, there is a point where it gets hard to breathe.
Source: Do You Really Need Two Masks Now? A Slate Guide to Layering.

U-Hauls for the creative class.
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There’s typically only one type of Black candidate who gets hired.
Source: The NFL Wants “Unconventional” Head Coaches. They Just Have to Be White.

For the GOP, the process is always the problem.
Source: For Republicans, It’s Never Constitutional to Impeach a Republican President

“Sometimes we have riots around soccer matches. But what we see now … that’s very, very new.”
Source: Why Is the Netherlands Rioting Over COVID Now?