Author: The Ghost of Bill Simmons

Imaginary sex, shark liver, and pretend airplane food kept me going.
Source: I Survived 438 Days Lost at Sea on a Boat the Size of an SUV. 

No one is quite sure which denim our legs will want once our arms have been jabbed.
Source: Really Though, What Jeans Are in Style Now?

Many were touched by the photo that served as a reminder of the many people who had to grieve alone during the coronavirus pandemic.
Source: Photo of Queen Sitting Alone Becomes Enduring Image From Philip’s Funeral

Reports of plans for the America First Caucus by pro-Trump lawmakers has sparked an uproar in Washington.
Source: Plans for Caucus Promoting “Anglo-Saxon Political Traditions” Scrapped Amid Criticism

The Christian university accused its former president of withholding information from the institution that was founded by his father.
Source: Falwell Jr. Says Liberty University Has “Gone Off the Rails” After it Sues Him for Million

Stone, a longtime ally of former president Donald Trump, claimed the lawsuit was politically motivated and vowed to fight.
Source: Justice Department Lawsuit: Roger Stone Owes Almost Million in Unpaid Taxes

He’s certainly making a bold statement.
Source: The Best Photo We Didn’t Use This Week: I’m Obsessed With This Man Wearing Lingerie on His Head

I never expected to be in this position.
Source: Help! My Friend Keeps Flirting With Me, but I’m Married—With a Devastating Secret.

The rules need to change with the pandemic.
Source: It’s About Time for Us to Stop Wearing Masks Outside

The “double-dosed Pfizer elites” insist they’re joking. Not everyone is so sure.
Source: How Pfizer Became the Status Vax